Covered in bees!

SOUTHERISM ...

2010-07-26T13:15:00.000-07:00

To end the Southern session, a little look into the sounds of the south.

Vocabulary from way down yonder:

Addled: Confused, disoriented
Bad-mouth: To disparage or derogate
Best: do not do. "You best not speak to Bob about his car."
Cattywampus: Askew. “The boat knocked the boat cattywampus and it started to take on water.”
Chuck: To throw. "Leroy sure can chuck 'at ball, can't he? Best pitcher we ever had."
Contrary: Obstinate, perverse.
Didn't go to: Did not intend to. "Don't whip Billy for knockin' his little sister down. He didn't go to do it."
Directly: Soon. "He'll be along directly."
Fetchin': Attractive. "That's a mighty fetchin' woman."
Fixin' to: About to. "I'm fixin' to go to the store."
Foolin' around: Not doing anything in particular
Gimme sugar: asking for some affection or a kiss
Got a good notion: A statement of intent. "I got a good notion to cut a switch and whale the dickens out of that boy."
Grain of sense: An appraisal of intelligence, invariably expressed in negative terms. "That boy ain't got a grain of sense."
Hankering: Strong desire. “I have a hankering for grits.”
Hush yo' mouth: An expression of pleased embarrassment. "Honey, you're 'bout the sweetest, best-lookin' woman in Tennessee. Now hush yo' mouth, Jim Bob."
Ill: Angry, testy. "What's wrong with Molly today? She's ill as a hornet."
Jeet: “Did you eat?”
Kin: Related to. "Are you kin to him?" "Yeah, He's my brother."
Let alone: Much less. "He can't even hold a job and support himself, let alone support a family."
Let out: Dismissed. "What time does school let out?"
Mimaw: Great grandma
Mind to: To have the intention of doing something. "I got a mind to quit my job and just loaf for a while."
Much obliged: Thank you
Nekkid: To be unclothed. "Did you see her in that movie? She was nekkid as a jaybird."
Pick at: To pester and annoy. "Jimmy, I told you not to pick at your little sister."
Pitch a fit: Get mad – now tell me the difference between a hissy fit and conniption …
Sass: Saucy, meaning to speak in an impertinent manner. "Don't sass me, young lady."
Skedaddle: Run, scatter
Spell: An indetermined length of time. "Let's sit here and rest a spell."
Spittin’: Exactly. “He’s the spittin’ image of his daddy.”
Supper: The evening meal Southerners are having while Yankees are having dinner.
Take on: To behave in a highly emotional manner. "Don't take on like that, Brenda Sue."
Tore up: Distraught, very upset. "His wife just left him, and he's all tore up about it."
Unbeknownst: Lacking knowledge of. "Unbeknownst to them, he had marked the cards."
Uppity: Conceited
"Y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's" is plural possessive.

Hope all y'all liked the little bits of learning. I'll shot for a life update for next time. Have some fabulous fun in the sun.

Enjoy - Jennifer

ECCENTRICALLY SOUTHERN

2010-07-15T15:05:00.000-07:00

I recently headed up to Bellingham to visit my sister, Elizabeth. During lunch, her boyfriend Jake, announced that the saying ‘Lay over to catch a meddler’ had been made up by my family and wasn’t a known saying. I was pretty sure that he was wrong since I’m always right … even though my family is prone to making up our own sayings. So I braved the wild frontier … err, the internet and buried myself in research. Jake will be happy to know that he is right to a point as it is not a known saying in these here woods of Washington but it is well-known Southern saying. So here’s to those of you who aren’t from the glorious south … a little bit of the fun sayings (and some translations) I found along the way to proving me right. While some of these familiar to y’all northerners, they originated in the south and made the list. One’s I knew:

Obviously, number one on my list is ‘Lay over to catch a meddler’ (Translation: polite way of calling someone nosy). My parents would often follow this with a ‘Caught one, didn’t I?’ We also had, after asking a question that someone didn’t want to answer, ‘What are you writing a book?’ ‘Yes!’ ‘Leave this chapter out.’
Like a chicken with his head cut off (T: confusion) Ex – That boy was running around like a chicken with his head cut off!
Butter my biscuit (T: isn’t that something!) Ex – Well, butter my biscuit!
Argue with a fence post (T: stubbornness) Ex – That woman would argue with a fence post.
Heebie Jeebies (T: the chills) Ex – That fella gave me the heebie jeebies.
Three sheet to the wind (T: drunk)
Short end of the stick (T: treated badly)
Half cocked (T: doesn’t have all the facts) Ex – That fella went off half cocked.
Ruffled her feathers (T: upsetting) Ex – I really ruffled her feathers.
Chewin’ the fat (T: talking a lot or talking about nothing in particular)
I declare (T: I didn’t know that)
Countin’ your chickens (T: assuming the outcome)
Bittin’ off more than you can chew (T: more than you can handle)
Barking up the wrong tree (T: situation to avoid)
He ain’t got a pot to pee in (T: very poor)
He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn (T: very bad aim)
That’s finer than frog hair
That ole dog won’t hunt no more (T: that will not work)
Sittin’ there like a dump on a log (T: lazy)
Too big for your britches (T: huge ego)

Some that I didn’t know:

A hard head makes a soft behind (T: stubbornness can result in punishment)
She’s about as useful as buttons on a dishrag.
He’s got molasses in his britches. (T: means you’re lazy)
Well that just dills my pickle. (T: annoyance)
Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo.
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.

Good advice when visiting or moving too:

If it grows, it sticks. If it crawls, it bites.
Do not run over an armadillo … your tires will be toast.
Never go snipe hunting twice.
Know that ‘just down the road’ can be from 1 to 20 miles.
Southerners make friends standing in lines. Don’t be alarmed if someone starts telling you their life story or asking you about yours.

Let me know if you can think of any that I missed. Next up, southern vocabulary ... FUN!

Enjoy - Jennifer

ABOUT TO SEE SOMETHIN' SPECIAL

2010-04-28T11:24:00.000-07:00

A five month recap: The weekend of Grandpa Warnick's birthday and Michelle's Sweet 16th birthday was filled with family, fun, friends, and presents. Michelle scheduled her drive test and passed with flying colors on her birthday. She wanted Olive Garden for her family dinner and then wanted her picture taken with my present ... my favorite part is the wrapping in case you couldn't tell ... is it weird that the bow is bigger than her head? Grandpa and Althea came for this momentus weekend and wanted tiptoe through the Tulip Festival. I tried to get a picture with Gpa smiling but apparently our timing was off. Now to get great shots with flowers I made everyone get down on the ground. Here are some of my favorite shots:

Miss Adelyn, the walker, just wanted to stand with her mom ... so here's the cutie sans flowers ... but with a bonus drippy nose.

Not to be forgotten ... Jadyn's birthday celebration at Red Robin. Is it wrong to be jealous of a six year olds hair?

That's all for now ... but stay tuned this next week for before and after pictures of my cabin. I've been in decorating mode and we'll see how it turns out.

BARIA FAMILY NEWSLETTER

2009-11-25T10:28:00.000-08:00

After my assignment from Dad and all my nagging ... the first newsleter to Ben is complete. I promised everyone that I'd send them copies but this is so much better. Hope everyone likes how it turned out. Thanks for still loving me after all the badgering.

JUST PICTURES

2009-11-10T13:33:00.000-08:00

I was just browsing back through my 'many' old posts and realized that I hadn't said anything about Family Vacation 2009. I don't know if I need to go into to many details as everyone else in my family has already written about it. So, short and simple here we come.

Prior to the departure, the family decided to go river rafting. This adventure led to two of the three rafts popping which resulted in Michelle and I walking/swimming/rolling down the river. You will not be surprised to learn there is no picture of this event. Good thing no one had a camera as they would have all been destroyed by the 'perilous' river.

The actual vacation took place on the Oregon Coast. Mom loves the Oregon Coast so we go to the Oregon Coast ... a lot. We rented a house in Depot Bay and brought the sun with us.

Visited the Sea Lion Caves ... I cannot adequetly express how smelly they were.
Stopped at Devil's Churn ... how can you pass up a place with a name like that?
Spent a lot of time on the beach
Had a photo shot with the newest niece. Look at all this talent ... me with my camera and Adelyn with her adorable mug.

Aside from being seriously bruised and sore from the river incident and Elizabeth not being able to make it, it was a pretty fun vacation ... an excellent sendoff for Benjamin.

MASTERFUL 'CAT BALLERINA' MAKEUP

2009-11-04T10:58:00.001-08:00

The promised pictures of Jadyn's ... how cute!

ALL HALLOWS' EVE

2009-11-02T14:34:00.000-08:00

I did not want my favorite holiday to pass quietly into the night without me expressing my love for this wonderful dress-up day. I got to do a lot a makeup and I'll upload a picture of Jadyn's Cat Ballerina as soon as Kathryn releases it from her clutches. I was a harlequin for the night of festivities and had quite a wonderful time building my 'mask'. I hope that everyone enjoyed their own disguisable night ... I added another picture after the great poem, themed to Halloween, so that everybody could see just how high this southern girl got her hair.

THE DANCE OF DEATH by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

THE warder looks down at the mid hour of night,
On the tombs that lie scatter'd below:
The moon fills the place with her silvery light,
And the churchyard like day seems to glow.

When see! first one grave, then another opes wide,
And women and men stepping forth are descried,
In cerements snow-white and trailing.

In haste for the sport soon their ankles they twitch,
And whirl round in dances so gay;
The young and the old, and the poor, and the rich,
But the cerements stand in their way;

And as modesty cannot avail them aught here,
They shake themselves all, and the shrouds soon appear
Scatter'd over the tombs in confusion.

Now waggles the leg, and now wriggles the thigh,
As the troop with strange gestures advance,
And a rattle and clatter anon rises high,
As of one beating time to the dance.

The sight to the warder seems wondrously queer,
When the villainous Tempter speaks thus in his ear:
"Seize one of the shrouds that lie yonder!"

Quick as thought it was done! and for safety he fled
Behind the church-door with all speed;
The moon still continues her clear light to shed
On the dance that they fearfully lead.

But the dancers at length disappear one by one,
And their shrouds, ere they vanish, they carefully don,
And under the turf all is quiet.

But one of them stumbles and shuffles there still,
And gropes at the graves in despair;
Yet 'tis by no comrade he's treated so ill
The shroud he soon scents in the air.

So he rattles the door—for the warder 'tis well
That 'tis bless'd, and so able the foe to repel,
All cover'd with crosses in metal.

The shroud he must have, and no rest will allow,
There remains for reflection no time;
On the ornaments Gothic the wight seizes now,
And from point on to point hastes to climb.

Alas for the warder! his doom is decreed!
Like a long-legged spider, with ne'er-changing speed,
Advances the dreaded pursuer.

The warder he quakes, and the warder turns pale,
The shroud to restore fain had sought;
When the end,—now can nothing to save him avail,—
In a tooth formed of iron is caught.

With vanishing lustre the moon's race is run,
When the bell thunders loudly a powerful One,
And the skeleton fails, crush'd to atoms.

Check it out ... it was at least 4 inch from the top of my head. I'll also be sure to smile more in my next round of pics.

AS PROMISED!

2009-07-15T15:02:00.000-07:00

I don't have to much to talk about ... I've been incredibly under the weather. Maybe next week after the Baria Family Vacation ... lots of good stories will be made. I was unable to get, on video, Cooper stalking Harvey but my dad (I think) sent me this one. I laughed for hours.

YA GOT ME!

2009-07-08T10:19:00.001-07:00

They got me ... Mom and Dad with their speedy typing fingers. They warned me that they would beat me in putting up another post ... what kind of weird followthrough is that. While they were toiling away in Alaska (aren't they super cute):

The rest of us were enjoying the beautiful 90 degree weather for our 4th of July celebration ... which, in hindsight, consisted of a lot of picnics.

Cooper is one hot dog :-)

We went to Tumwater Falls Park thinking Kathryn could join us from her 148 hour working weekend ... but she didn't get too. As a side note, her fireworks were they best ever. They had plenty of my favorites including the gold sparkly waterfalls and my new love, the gold sparkly shooting stars ... I'm recognizing a pattern here. Well, for those of you who know me, it shouldn't be a shocker that I love sparkles (for those that share this love,here's a great website: http://www.sparklesforever.com/).

I made Michelle stand in front ... and sometimes, actually in the waterfalls.

She is such a 'betty'. Anyone?

I moved on to the niece that couldn't get away (insert evil laugh here ... mhahaha). Jadyn wanted to wear one of my hats and she soon was helping me use this prop with Adelyn.

Favorite. However, there are plenty more.

Check out those 'haunting wolf-like eyes'.

Kept thinking that the camera was hers.

Jadyn allowed only one picture of her smiling.

Most turned out like this one!

I'm hoping to get back ... ah, start ... with the weekly updates. If I can't get Cooper stalking and pouncing on video, I've got something else planned. Have a fantastic week!

ADJUSTMENT PERIOD

2009-01-25T00:20:00.000-08:00

Now, while I am very excited to have Cooper (and Kathryn is crazy stalker excited that I have Cooper ... she texts me daily to find out how he is), not everyone is adjusting quite so quickly. This little guy just can't seem to get thru to Eddie (the feet and tail of this picture) about how relaxed and groovy he really is.

He keeps getting bigger and bigger ... weighing in today, at the vet's, at a gargantuan 3lb 5oz.

More about me next time, I promise.

NOW I'VE GONE AND DONE IT ...

2009-01-11T00:55:00.000-08:00

Maybe my resolution for the new year was do or meet something blog-worthy every week. Thank you to Becca, Aaron, and Adelyn for the help in starting this project off right. And to keep things moving ... this dog person finally got herself a puppy. He has decided his name is Cooper. Yes - it is a city in Texas to keep with that Baria tradition ... and one of my coolest aunts last name. He's not the Rhodesian Ridgeback that I'm longing for but he won't need the yard I don't have ... being a Shih-Tzu/Yorkie mix. Next up ... my Ridgeback. Here's the little cutie now. My amazing roommate, Sidse, who loves to help me play. Next on her list, getting her puppy ... yeah! The first night is scary but I think he's doing fine

Too much excitement ... he almost all fits in Sidse's hand

He was even more exhausted after his bath.

BETTER AND BETTER

2009-01-06T00:30:00.000-08:00

Shocking ... but I''m writing again. Or really just uploading some pictures that I thought everyone would enjoy. You might understand why I was missing my camera with all this cuteness to document. She started out asleep ... and slept and slept and slept and ... Sweet ... Jadyn just needed a little adjustment time and maybe some food. I laugh for everytime I see this one ... "I'll get you, my pretty" just keeps running through my head! Jadyn was sooo hoping that the baby would be 'chocolate' like her. What do ya say? Adelyn is very close! This baby sure can sleep ... a precious moment. This has got to be my favorite picture. Nothing sweeter than my papa surrounded by all the loveliness. The baby is awake. She goes from 0 to alert in .2 of a second. I like to think that she's asking herself what is going on with her uncle's hair. Like I said ... alert! I think she got tired of all the flashes. And now I know she did. Just a little piece of heaven.

THE BABY IS HERE! THE BABY IS HERE!

2009-01-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

I know that two posts ... in a row ... will probably cause most of you to go into shock but THE BABY IS HERE. Today we welcomed Adelyn Mei Anderson into the world at 8 lbs 14 ozs and 20 inches. Here are a few pictures to get you through the rough spots until you can meet this gorgeous new member of my family. She's got great eye contact

With Gma ... after the exhausting ordeal.

Look at all that fuzz ...

Jadyn's not quite sure how to take this new addition. Just to show that some approched this birth with a bit of ... "What?!?"

Congratulations to the new parents, Becca and Aaron, on their beautiful little girl.

CONSISTENCY IS KEY

2008-12-29T23:29:00.000-08:00

As many of you know, journal writing has never been my strong point. Online journal writing just continually brings that point home. So, for your fourth quarter review (which will consist of no backtracking to the second and third quarters of 2008) ... TEXAS – Michelle and I took a much need vacation to the great state. I really need to figure out how to live without an 8-5 job. It was extremely nice waking up whenever I felt like it. We celebrated my Aunt Janet and cousin Daniel’s birthdays.

Michelle, Me, Gpa Baria, Victoria, Daniel, Gabriel

We visited my friends … which, obviously, were the highlights for Michelle. We toured Denton, Dallas, and Ft. Worth. We ate at Chick-Fil-A a hundred million times … because I am slightly addicted to their nuggets. We caught the King Tut Exhibit at the Dallas Museum of Art … which would have been more fantastic if they’d had his actual sarcophagus. Went to the Ft. Worth Zoo and fed the birds.

Just one of each of us

Finally ... one came over to Michelle and he was a poser!

I only put these in because Michelle was obsessed taking 100's of pictures.

And we shopped … they have these extraordinary stores called Sam Moon that have me floating on cloud nine … as I’m surrounded by glorious purses, fabulous jewelry, and extraordinary accessories of all kinds. I spent way too much money but I’ve decided that I’ll need to go back next year … and the year after that and the year after that and the year after that and the year after that …! HALLOWEEN - I didn’t really do much for myself on this glorious holiday. However, I did get to trick out my niece. Jadyn loves being a princess but this year, Kathryn said she saw a pink cowgirl hat and decided that she would be a pink cowgirl. To make it as authentic as possible, while in Texas, Michelle and I picked up the pink boots, pink belt with the requisite large bedazzled pink heart belt buckle, pink plaid snap shirt, and pink holsters with toy guns. The perfect pink cowgirl!

She loves those pink boots ... she even wanted to shower in them.

THANKSGIVING – I spoke in church on the shocker of a topic … Giving Thanks to God. This was the first time that I was really nervous about speaking and I’m going to lay the total blame at the feet of my new ward. They made me nervous. Yeah … that’s it! As for the actual holiday, I spent it at my parents’ home with my family … except for Elizabeth who had to do something silly like work J! I was in charge of beautifying the table … again. I’m crossing my fingers for something more exciting next time … like the turkey (please Dad … don’t ever give me that assignment). BECCA’S (and Aaron) BABY SHOWER – This was Becca’s second shower but I can’t tell you about the one up north since I was a horrible sister and didn’t go (I had a funeral to attend). For this one, I was in charge of the ‘piece de resistance’ (this must be said with a French accent … no exceptions). My masterpiece of a diaper cake was green and pink and not unlike the famous Faberge Eggs … has many hidden surprises inside.

The Faberge Egg!

CHRISTMAS – I don’t have any pictures of Christmas morning … mostly because of how completely crazy I look. Ironically, my most happily received present was a new camera as my previous one died in a tragic purse vs. Jamba Juice war. Needless to say, my camera died a horribly sticky death.

AND I KNEW ...

2008-04-25T11:14:00.000-07:00

I can honestly say that I never thought I would get harassed for not having a blog ... that I would get hounded day and night for the first entry into said blog once I finally caved and said that I would create one. When my grandfather innocently asked if I had a blog ... not knowing the extreme duress I was under on this subject ... I knew it was time. I thank all of you for your prodding to get me to the point. However, it's entirely possible that I will continue to need that prodding to make updates to this stellar piece of work ... if this is anything like journal writing. Awkward!

I should probably explain my address and name. If you don't know already, I am a HUGE fan of Eddie Izzard. He is the cat's meow! In his Glorious routine he does a whole bit about beekeepers trying to meet women. It sounds ridiculous when I tell it but very hilarious when he does it. And since 'cake or death' (another bit) and 'do you have a flag' (you guessed it ... another bit and incidentally Kathryn's favorite) were both taken, I decided to have a go with something a bit more obscure. I have linked his website and will probably upload some videos. Now, to give you fair warning he is British, he does swear, and he is a transvestite. I am in the process of getting his CD's/DVD's edited so that they can be enjoyed minus the swearing ... though I can't to much about the clothes and makeup. Sorry